Fear The Thumb!

My friend John sent this joke to me today. This is for all those Tiger Fans with just the slightest disdain for Bama Fans.

A family of avid Alabama fans heads out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop, the son picks up an Orange & Blue Auburn football jersey and says to his older sister,

"I've decided to become a Auburn fan and I would like this AU jersey for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head and says,

"Go talk to Mom!"

Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother.

"Mom?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him upside the head and says,

"Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the jersey in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Auburn fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head and says,

"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says

"Son, I hope you've learned something today."

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good, son, what is it?"

The young son replies, "I've only been a Auburn fan for an hour, and I already hate you Bama people."

Amen and WAR EAGLE!