Sometimes it feels like somebody is watching me...PEE

Guys, have you ever felt the need to urinate on a street corner? Are you often jealous of the family dog, that he can pee on any indiscriminate object in the neighborhood? It is now okay to pee in public (well, it is okay in the Netherlands, London, and Belfast). The Urilift System is the answer to all the public-peeing tendancies you may have kept hidden all these years... How would this go over in the US?